
- They’ve infected the Space Needle, Google! What you gonna do about it? Image by leesetaylor via Flickr
Yesterday, Microsoft crapped out its Google-Killer! All Hail the Almighty Bing! Bing, according to Microsoft, is this:
Bing brings order to the chaos of online search, making it easy for you to find what you’re looking for and to get things done. The Product Guide outlines the design goals for Bing and provides interactive, step-by-step instructions for how to use the new features in everyday tasks such as checking the weather forecast, tracking a package or planning your next vacation.
Hmm, interesting, I thought. But, in order to make sure we didn’t have another Zune on our hands, I had to give Bing a test.
The Ultimate Test: Who will win?
Obviously, I’m sure a million bloggers have already written about the power of Bing, but I find their lack of challenge concerning. Therefore, the burden falls to me. I shall ask of both Google and Bing the questions that have plagued men for centuries! LET US BEGIN!!!!
Question 1: Why is a raven like a writing desk?
This question has plagued the minds of Lewis Carroll fans for years! Let us compare responses! In this challenge, amazingly enough, both Bing and Google responded with the exact same webpage, which sufficiently answered the question.
Winner: TIE. Really, we needed to move on to something more challenging.
Our next question has had answers from all over, from Buddha to Bart Simpson. Now the burden falls to our search engine boxers. Bing responded with a web page dedicated to the answer. Google responded to it as a definition, offering up two options within: A Wikipedia entry on the question, and info on a novel with the same name. Being that the Wikipedia entry was on the broader theme that the above question was one, Bing actually got right to the point with the answer to the question. In the Wikipedia entry, I had to exhaustively look.
Winner: Bing. Now for a REAL tough one…..
Question 3: Which came first, the chicken or the egg
Thousands of years ago, debates started involving this question that are continued today by ranks of undead scholars. Today, we might just answer this question. TO ARMS!
Google: One again, Google delivered a Wikipedia page for the answer that summarized the debate. Bing, on the other hand, went right to an answer posted by CNN. To be fair, the same page was only a few pages away from the top on Google’s side.
Winner: Bing.
Question 4: The best website on the internet
This is a trick question! I’m actually looking for The Best Page in the Universe, and not what is really The best website out there. Bing, of course, didn’t get it. Google, on the other hand, demonstrated to me that it knew full well the epic awesomeness that is Maddox.
Winner: Google.
Question 5: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
Bing was close. It came up with a Wikipedia entry on the above question, but Google beat it straight to the point, using its own calculator. What is the answer, you say? It’s obvious! The answer of course, is 42.
Winner: Google.
So, the bases are tied, and it seems that we have a bit of a rivalry going on! Maybe we do have a rival in Bing, maybe we don’t. Time will tell.
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